Boris: I won't impale Vlad
- Jan 24, 2022
- 1 min
Sunak: see no BJ, hear no BJ
- Jan 23, 2022
- 1 min
Prince Andrew’s teddy bears arranged by age, former maid discloses
- Jan 19, 2022
- 1 min
Gove sharpens knives in glee as new Tory leadership contest looms
- Jan 18, 2022
- 1 min
SNP launches snap referendum before Gray inquiry finishes
- Jan 16, 2022
- 1 min
Mogg calls Ross a lightweight: "he doesn't even have an office wine fridge"
- Jan 16, 2022
- 1 min
Boris slowly realising he’s not Don Draper from Mad Men
- Jan 15, 2022
- 1 min
No. 10 Wine Stash Actually a Relief
- Jan 1, 2022
- 1 min
ScotRail Chaos Due to Covid ; Commuters Can't Tell Difference
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
Prince Andrew denies connection to Ghislaine: "Are you kidding? She's too old."
- Dec 29, 2021
- 1 min
The Scot's Guide to Avoiding Omicron
- Dec 15, 2021
- 1 min
Confused Scots start storing toilet paper in petrol containers before next lockdown
- Dec 14, 2021
- 1 min
Labour Considering Rebranding as Right Wing if They Can't Beat Boris Now
- Dec 13, 2021
- 1 min
Scots Urged to Get Drunk and Tell Their Boss to Fuck Off Over Zoom
- Dec 13, 2021
- 1 min
IndyRef2 definitely not allowed since it might actually happen
- Dec 12, 2021
- 1 min
Whitelisting this site makes you sexier, richer and possibly immortal
- Dec 9, 2021
- 1 min
PM says no party this year, still wearing party hat from night before
- Dec 9, 2021
- 1 min
A Tory's Guide to Blackmailing the PM
- Nov 29, 2021
- 1 min
Man murdered in Glasgow for trying to start a 'gonnae no dae that' back and forth
- Nov 29, 2021
- 1 min
'How about a bridge to Arran then' says a sulky Boris Johnson