Jacob Rees-Mogg responded to Douglas Ross' calls for Boris Johnson to resign by calling him a 'lightweight'.
"What, we're really going to listen to two-rum Ross?" asked Mr Rees-Mogg. "That weaselly little scrote couldn't even drive after using mouthwash, I'm not sure we can take any of his opinions on leadership seriously."
"Honestly though, why would the opinion of some branch-office manager matter here at headquarters? Scotland?? He might as well whinge from the bloody moon."
Ross responded by stating that the Conservative and Union party in Scotland was separate from the one in England.