Ian Marcus WrightDec 29, 20211 minThe Scot's Guide to Avoiding OmicronSocial distancing is a lot easier when people are incentivised to maintain a two metre distance. Nudity and long periods of not showering...
Ian Marcus WrightDec 9, 20211 minA Tory's Guide to Blackmailing the PMLike cryptocurrency, the value of dirt on Boris Johnson is subject to change at a moment's notice. Here is a brief overview of what you...
Ian Marcus WrightNov 4, 20211 minHow I Saved £400,000 on a £21,000 wageThis letter was submitted by a part-time office worker in their late twenties living in Hyndland. To the Editor, It has dismayed me no...
Ian Marcus WrightNov 4, 20211 minAn Open Letter to Police Scotland from the Kelvingrove KillerBeing a serial killer is far harder than it used to be. In the old days you could cross county lines, wear gloves, or get really into...