No. 10 Wine Stash Actually a Relief
Following reports of staffers smuggling briefcases full of wine and even a mini-fridge into 10 Downing Street, the public have actually expressed relief that the choices and behaviour of the Prime Minister have such a normal explanation.
"That's a load off my mind," commented Bill Hamilton, office worker. "I thought he was a complete lunatic, turns out he's just a pisshead."
Alex Bain, electrician also commiserated. "Shit, we've all been there. Hardly a weekend goes by I don't tan a few beers and sell acres of London to some Russian oligarch. Could have been any one of us."
At press time there hasn't been a comment from Downing Street, as the spokesman is currently napping due to "exhaustion."
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