In a devastating breach of security, the king's private phone was accessed by a journalist who subsequently published his search history.
This follows the recent conclusion of the phone hacking scndal which included several prominent public figures, including Prince Harry.
At press time, the King's spokesman has not deigned to comment on the leaked searches, which are detailed below:
‘Camilla net worth’
‘Cure for sausage fingers’
'Can I still be the Prince of Wales too'
‘Sausage finger syndrome nhs’
'Queen popular how'
‘Is SFS real’
‘Can you sue relatives for making up illnesses’
‘My nearest polling station’
For clarification, these entries were all taken from the same half-hour session on the 1st of January between 9:30-10:00.