Government considering declaring open season on the unvaccinated
Now that the unvaccinated has been whittled down to the young, vulnerable and thick, the government is investigating if it's more economic to shoot them than to vax them.
This follows political research suggesting that aside from the latter, the groups mentioned weren't voting Conservative anyway and it could be a win-win for Westminster.
"We reckon we'll get through about half of them before the y start crying for us t shoot foxes again," commented Lord Bertrand Russell, a leader of the proposal.
Citizens are reminded that eating the culled population is to be discouraged, given their propensity for not taking medicine, although Nigella Lawson is preparing a new cookbook focusing on various ways to prepare long-pork.