In response to a recent open letter from former employees alleging a toxic work environment, Brewdog has released a new line of craft ale.
The brewer also pledged to donate 50% of profits to "moaning sad-sack causes".
Anonymous sources within the company have said that the limited-run ale will taste "same as all our stuff, like dirty pennies".
The company has long been accused of a cult-of-personality style of management and bizarre publicity stunts, such as mythical crates of beer being sent to protesters or flying a private jet while claiming green credentials.
When asked for further comment regarding the letter, a spokesman for Brewdog appeared to hold the phone to his anus and fart violently.