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  • Ian Marcus Wright

Scottish Government misses emissions target for 2019, thought high numbers were better.

"Oh. So it's like Uno, huh?" said a senior government aide. "To be honest, this explains a lot."

Many of the government's advice in the last year is now being reviewed. The recommendations included -

  • Leaving your car idling while in the shops

  • Keep your heating running and buy an air conditioner or leave the freezer door open if it gets too cold

  • Eat mostly beef and other high CO2-producing foods

This puts the government in a good position to take the credit for the low emissions during the 2020 lockdown, though there is little doubt they'll balls it up somehow.

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