Scottish Government misses emissions target for 2019, thought high numbers were better.
"Oh. So it's like Uno, huh?" said a senior government aide. "To be honest, this explains a lot."
Many of the government's advice in the last year is now being reviewed. The recommendations included -
Leaving your car idling while in the shops
Keep your heating running and buy an air conditioner or leave the freezer door open if it gets too cold
Eat mostly beef and other high CO2-producing foods
This puts the government in a good position to take the credit for the low emissions during the 2020 lockdown, though there is little doubt they'll balls it up somehow.