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Scotland Fans Cheerfully Tidy Up After Massacre

After a night of celebration, Scotland fans were photographed dutifully cleaning up the mess from the previous evening's shenanigans.

Two were seen on stepladders at Liverpool St station taking down a banner made of interlaced blood eagles, whistling while they worked. Several others were seen negotiating bulk rental of leaf blowers in order to quickly gather up the flayed skin of their enemies that littered the road.

"Aye, that takes me back," reminisced Henry Home. "Back in '99, we went fuckin' mental after Hutchison scored. One minute it was quiet drinks at the first bar we found to have "Mc" in the name, next we had a working trebuchet pointed down the street loaded with barrels of greek fire."

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