Prince Andrew denies connection to Ghislaine: "Are you kidding? She's too old."
- Dec 29, 2021
- 1 min
The Scot's Guide to Avoiding Omicron
- Dec 15, 2021
- 1 min
Confused Scots start storing toilet paper in petrol containers before next lockdown
- Dec 13, 2021
- 1 min
Scots Urged to Get Drunk and Tell Their Boss to Fuck Off Over Zoom
- Dec 13, 2021
- 1 min
IndyRef2 definitely not allowed since it might actually happen
- Dec 12, 2021
- 1 min
Whitelisting this site makes you sexier, richer and possibly immortal
- Dec 9, 2021
- 1 min
PM says no party this year, still wearing party hat from night before
- Nov 29, 2021
- 1 min
Man murdered in Glasgow for trying to start a 'gonnae no dae that' back and forth
- Nov 29, 2021
- 1 min
'How about a bridge to Arran then' says a sulky Boris Johnson
- Nov 4, 2021
- 1 min
After lobbying for companies that paid him, Paterson wants to escape 'the cruel world of politics'
- Nov 4, 2021
- 1 min
How I Saved £400,000 on a £21,000 wage
- Nov 4, 2021
- 1 min
An Open Letter to Police Scotland from the Kelvingrove Killer
- Nov 4, 2021
- 1 min
Nations vow an end to forests by 2030
- Nov 4, 2021
- 1 min
Man with forest's worth of toilet paper snarks about people panic buying petrol
- Nov 4, 2021
- 1 min
Soldiers Driving Ambulances in Easterhouse Having Iraq Flashbacks
- Nov 4, 2021
- 1 min
SNP joins up with deranged lunatics who want to save the planet
- Nov 4, 2021
- 1 min
Queen Relieved to Hear Prince Andrew's Victims White
- Nov 4, 2021
- 1 min
Artist asking for Sounds of Workplace for ambient listening inundated by toxic workplace examples
- Nov 4, 2021
- 2 min
Four Ways to Improve Scotland's Drug Crisis
- Nov 4, 2021
- 1 min
Boris Fucking Up Too Fast, Satire Sites Can't Keep Up